He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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