"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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