Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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