How'd it feel making her break her religion?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Randomize
