i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
