p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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