Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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