Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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