i jhust puked up my retainher.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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