So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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