your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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