That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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