That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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