everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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