Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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