The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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