Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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