Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw a hot homeless man
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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