We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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