We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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