How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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