I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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