he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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