So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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