That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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