just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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