The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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