Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
