4 words: hood of his car
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it glows. i had to have it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize
