i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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