it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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