I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Randomize
