So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Walk of Shame today included voting.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
