they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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