that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
