I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
