The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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