How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
