I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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