I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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