Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
3pm strippers are depressing
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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