Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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