And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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