Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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