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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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