I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I've blown a few things in my day
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
