North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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