I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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