:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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