Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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