If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm sobbing to NWA
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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