this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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